I have only myself to blame

The monkey is obsessed with poo. Everybody Poos is nothing if not very effective in conveying its titular message. Offspring now wants to take it with her everywhere.

On Saturday we were in a very well known high-street supermarket and Monkey-face had begged, no pleaded, for us to bring her book with us. The entire shopping trip had a poo voiceover telling everyone who would listen that “eryyyyyyerrrrrrrr, poo STINKS” and “can you see the poo? It’s a BIG elephant poo” and “where’s the poo, mummy?”

She still hasn’t actually produced any on the potty of her own. But I have high hopes for her on this score


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